Words of Wisdom for the 21st Century Vampire

More rules to live by:

Capes. Really? They get in the way and look silly – especially black with red lining. Leave that for the B movies.

Don’t ever let a regular human see your Vampire teeth.

Don’t let anyone ever think you are one of those weird Vampire wanna bees. That means don’t dress weird, act weird or do any of the B movie stuff.

Don’t do B movie stuff – ever – not even on Halloween.

Follow your heart but NEVER fall in love with a regular human.

When you do love, make it pure and true.

Real Vampires love their children.

Don’t bring your prey home with you. Always keep your hunting away from where you live.

Be nice to animals.

Be nice to old people.

Don’t text and drive.

Take time to smell the night blooming Jasmine.

Read.

Keep your nails clean.

And always make sure your clothes are pressed and stain free. Nobody likes a sloppy Vampire.

 

~ Juliette

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