Answers About Vampires
Yes, if we’re on the grid we’re required to get health insurance under the affordable insurance law. I know, I know, I know, but that is just the way it is.
Yes, if we’re on the grid we file income taxes – just like everyone else.
No I can’t (won’t) turn you into a Vampire.
Yes, I am one of the best but the answer is still no.
The answer will always be no.
Yes, the blog does have a slightly new look for 2014. I’m still working on it.
No, you can’t domesticate a bat. No, it isn’t a good idea to dress a bat in cute little clothes. What the Hell are you smoking today?
No, Vampires don’t eat people. We drink their blood. Zombies eat people.
According to the Werewolves I know they don’t eat people either (but we all know that like cats, Werewolves are liars.)
Yes indeed Vampires love screw with the minds of Time Travelers. Then again, we love to screw with the minds of just about everyone, from any time, all the time.
Of course we’re sophisticated. Did you expect anything less?
I can’t tell you that.
Yes the 80’s were crazy! But we had so much fun. What were you saying about big hair and shoulder pads? No, not the 1980’s. I was talking about bustles and tight corsets, you know, the 1880’s.
Most Vampire Hunters wouldn’t know a real Vampire if it bit them on the neck.
They also wouldn’t know their ass from a hole in the ground but that is an entirely different post.
Yes my husband IS the sexiest man alive, or sort of alive. He’s a Vampire what do you want me to say?
Yes I like to wear black. I’m wearing black right now.
All in all, most Vampires can be very sweet. OK sort of sweet. It depends on what kind of mood you catch us in. Don’t surprise a Vampire or ask it too many questions. Do yourself a favor and just don’t do it.
If you met me in person you would never know. And I would never let you know.
Have a good weekend everyone … and stay curious.
~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman