Tag: Wash your hands

Yoga, Hummingbirds, and Lizards – Staying At Home

I’ve started doing yoga. Lately I’ve been as stiff as a corpse in full rigor. Inactivity even can have serious consequences for Vampires. Why do you think Vampires who fall asleep inside of walls or coffins stay that way for years and decades and… Continue Reading “Yoga, Hummingbirds, and Lizards – Staying At Home”

Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers

Vlad was supposed to come through with a Vampire Diary post today but I couldn’t find him. I’m sure he forgot to charge his phone or got lost somewhere. So anyway, I’m posting this fine tale (and it is ALL TRUE) from 2013. Personal hygiene,… Continue Reading “Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers”

Staying in with the Ghost

Ghosts. “You can’t get this,” he tells me. “I don’t know that,” I said. Vampires never know what might or might not make them sick. We’re usually ok but you never know. Hell, nobody even knows how long we live or who is the… Continue Reading “Staying in with the Ghost”

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