A Little Curious about Juliette aka Vampire Maman?

An interesting hybrid of family and societal observations from the perspective of a mother who also happens to be a vampire. That Vampire Maman, aka Juliette, is a highly innovative and insightful writer with a gift for creating a fantasy world within a “real” world context. (From monkeybellhop.com). 

I can explain the wonder and awe and feeling of being so complete and one with the universe when I’m in the presence of art. It is time travel for the soul. It is the essence of being. It was something that transports.  It is like a high that no drug can match. It is magic. ~ Juliette

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Welcome to the world of the Vampire mom. I hope to offer a safe place for information on parenting the modern vampire child – especially your Vampire teens.

With so many vampire books and movies out now our kids are overloaded with conflicts about their own self image. The secrets we keep for our survival are often difficult for the vampire kid of the 21st Century. Sure our kids are the coolest kids around – the only problem is that they can’t let anyone else know about it. And as a parent – what can you do? Follow me and my friends in our quest to do our best to raise successful vampires in a time where “anything goes” when it comes to the public view of vampires.

And it isn’t just our teens – as modern Vampire parents, we find ourselves taking care of ancient elderly Vampires, new Vampires and our assorted family members and friends. And we can’t forget our husbands or wives. It isn’t always easy, but it is always rewarding.

For those of you who are not in the Vampire community, I hope that you visit with an open mind and learn to live life with joy, knowing that I’m  not here to turn you into a vampire or kill you. Like the rest of you I’m  just trying to raise our kids, pay our taxes and do the right thing.

Thank you so much for visiting Vampire Maman – Musings of a Vampire Mom. I hope to see you back soon! Feel free to follow the blog on WordPress and get the latest news, funny stories, poetry, book reviews, musings, cocktails and fun.

 

2016 Regular Features (but don’t bet the bank on it)

  • Short Story Sunday (Sunday of course)
  • Ask a Vampire (Thursday)
  • Girl in the Woods: epic serial novel installments (Friday)
  • Everything else (Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, maybe Thursday and Friday, Saturday)

For other regular features or things I really want you to read please check out the side bars on this blog.

Note: If you are not a regular reader, a long time fan, or are not familiar with my blog please do not ask me to post links to your web site. I get a lot of requests from people who think this is a “mommy blog” or they’re just fishing around for idiots to post their links. I’m not a beginner. I don’t need to pay for traffic. I don’t need your classes. I won’t give you free advertising if I don’t know you. I don’t get all excited every single time someone emails me. My time is valuable, as is the time of my regular readers and friends. My friends know I’ll share their stuff because they’re loyal FRIENDS and bloggers I know and respect. Earn that friendship and respect and maybe I’ll consider forwarding your stuff on my sister blog West Coast Review. – if it goes along with the themes of my blogs. I will not SPAM my regular readers. We’re not stupid.

 

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And remember…

It’s like the world’s been blanketed by eggshells. As far as I’m concerned sensitivity is strictly the domain of genitalia. ~ Jason Kemp

We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at our peril, risk and hazard. ~Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique, 1764

My goal is to amuse and educate and promote responsible parenting.

All rights to the works and publications on this blog are owned and copyrighted by Vampiremaman.com  Juliette Kings and Marla Todd.

If you are offended about anything written here then GET OVER IT. I don’t care. 

Comments that are combative, mean, offensive or off-subject and/or with a political agenda will be removed.

 

If you wish to contact me I can be reached at: juliettevampiremom@gmail dot com.

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Thank you for visiting.

~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman

 

Yes I did. Now go to your room.

Yes I did. Now go to your room.

 

 

46 thoughts on “A Little Curious about Juliette aka Vampire Maman?

  1. Hello Juliette,

    I just wanted to let you know that I nominated you for the “INSPIRING BLOG AWARD”

    http://akrummenacker.wordpress.com/2012/06/12/ive-just-received-the-inspiring-blogging-award/

    The rules are as follows:

    1-Thank the person who nominated you with a link to their blog
    2-Post 7 things about yourself
    3-Nominate 15 other bloggers for this award
    4-Inform those people that you’ve nominated them, just as I am with you

    And above all, have fun. I’ve chosen you because I’ve been following your blog and felt it to be inspirational and very helpful. Keep it up and take care.

    Allan Krummenacker

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  3. Juliette, thanks for the like on my vampire artwork ~ you’ve got a very entertaining blog. It’s cool that you’re not just a Vampire but an artist as well 🙂 I’m looking forward to seeing some of your artwork!

  4. I’m glad you clarified that Juliette is a FICTIONAL character. For the longest time, I wasn’t sure if you were a bit… um… off-kilter… if you know what I mean, but I didn’t know how to bring it up. I’m too used to non-fiction blogs, I suppose.

    • I had to laugh. Sorry for any confusion. Sometimes there is a little bit of a blur between truth and fiction, but why yes, Juliette my fictional alter ego. To tell you the truth nobody wants to hear about ME, but they do want to hear about Juliette aka Vampire Maman and her family of Vampires, Werewolf friends, Zombies, Poetry, Book Reviews and that damned Ghost next door.

      • You blog is quite special. More people should discover it. It brings an imaginative light into this world. It’s inventive and genuine and celebrates the imagination. Keep doing what you’re doing. j.k.;-)

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  9. I nominated you for the One Lovely Blog Award! You can check out the rules and grab the award on my blog, but it’s a no-strings-attached-award, so you don’t have to do anything unless you want to.

    (And I see now that you’ve already gotten one! You are extra lovely then!)

    Stephanie

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  14. Hi Juliette! A google image search brought me to your page. I uploaded an old family photo, one you have here, and am speechless. A few members of my family are researching our family history and I was wondering if you have information on the photo or know someone who does.

    Thanks!!!

    Kimberly

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    • Thanks Tammi. I believe I’m the only modern vampire parenting blogger around. Thanks for dropping by. Keep checking back for more fun. There is something for everyone here.

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