“I want you so bad my fangs hurt.” I whipped around feeling cold breath on my neck. Smiling behind me was non other than my old boyfriend Pleasant Van Dousen. Yes, HE is the one I made that meme about. Yes, this one. Even after all these years, more unpleasant memories to want to remember, … Continue reading
This weekend I saw my first love (who is not the guy in my famous meme above, that would be Pleasant Van Duesen, someone with a lasting impact, but not my first), spilled coffee on my iPhone and destroyed it, went to WORDCAMP Sacramento, and went to a Chicken Festival. Most of all I had … Continue reading
I’ll be at the Sacramento WordCamp today. If you’re there look for me. No, do not look for some weird gothic blood dripping weirdo. I’m in a blue shirt and olive green pants. I am also carrying my Evil Squirrel American Gothic bag. Earlier this morning I’d dropped my friend Amelia off at the airport. … Continue reading
She remembered when he was just in high school. His family lived next door in an old ranch house with a rabbit warren of added on rooms. There were six Jackson kids. Paul was the peacemaker, the child of compassion, and the smartest of the bunch. He went to the local all boys’ Catholic high … Continue reading
Ask Juliette (Ask a Vampire) is a semi-regular feature here at Vampiremaman.com If you have a question about anything, including, but not restricted to relationships, parenting, Vampires, Werewolves, Ghosts, cooking, gardening, travel, roller skating or anything you have a burning question about just ask. Send your questions to juliettevampiremom @ gmail dot com. Or just … Continue reading
When I started this blog my youngest was in Middle School. Now my Vampire children are now 18 and 21. They’re both in college and have jobs. They’re adults. Holy shit. They’re adults. Mind you they aren’t those creepy kind of Vampires who look like teens and go to high school and college forever. They … Continue reading
