Short Story Sunday: Perfection

Short Story Sunday: Perfection

A short story about my brother Max. Some of you might have read it before. Today I’m reposting two tales about Vampire guys and their romantic adventures. Enjoy. Perfection. Maxwell drove down the coastal highway, roof open under the stars and the cool night air, thinking about his life as a top of the heap alpha … Continue reading

Short Story Sunday: A Man Should Have What He Wants (A Nasty Little Vampire Story)

Short Story Sunday: A Man Should Have What He Wants (A Nasty Little Vampire Story)

Today I’m featuring not one, but two sort of romantic Vampire stories about guys with relationship issues. Some of you might have read these before. The other featured story is called Perfection. Anyway, have fun, and be amused and entertained. A Man Should Have What He Wants A Story from Juliette aka Vampire Maman (first … Continue reading

Vampire Diary: Shelf Critter Theater

Vampire Diary: Shelf Critter Theater

Dear Diary, My young friend Willow, a baby by Vampire terms, asked me tonight about wine, women, and song of long ago when I was Vampire King. It made me think of when my friend Randolfo and I were traveling to the edges of the civilized world. We were in exotic territories that were not … Continue reading

Have Some Cake (and Parenting of Course)

Have Some Cake (and Parenting of Course)

In honor of the Grammy’s I was planning on doing a post of the WORST songs ever (Rhiannon, McArthur Park, Spill the Wine, Sylvia’s Mother, Seventeen, That horrible roller skate/key song, The Thong Song, Free Bird, anything featuring Barbara Streisand, Ariana Grande, St. Vincent, or The Doobie Brothers.) I decided to skip it for something not so … Continue reading