Dear Diary, Tonight I cut myself while shaving my face. I did not bleed as I had not eaten yet. I realized that if I did eat I would start to bleed. That would be a problem as I had put on a white shirt. I had rolled up the sleeves to right below my … Continue reading
Springtime “A toast to springtime and love,” said Andy lifting his glass. “To love? At least I know unicorns are real. I’m not so sure about love but, I’ll toast it with you. To love, and springtime,” said James lifting his glass and touching it to Andy’s. “I loved a woman once, but I didn’t … Continue reading
My husband and I were watching a movie and, well, I’m got bored. There was a pencil and paper handy, so I started to doodle. This is Friday, so I’m wondering what to do for the next 50 Saturdays. Blood Oranges: Doodles with Juliette So here we go. Blood Oranges #1 If you have a … Continue reading
About every few years someone calls my brother Aaron’s law office because someone wants to exhume them. Let me back up a bit. Someone who is a Vampire wants Aaron’s help to prevent their empty grave from being dug up by well meaning family members (future generations) who feared their ancestor was murdered. Luckily for … Continue reading
Happy Pie Pi Day. The number Pi is: 3.14159265359 Of course the idea of numbers gave me an unrelated ear worm because they are numbers and that is how my brain works, when my brain works. Sing it Tommy! As a rule Vampires don’t eat a lot of pie or do a lot of … Continue reading
Delivered to your door… I looked at the muscular, almost beautiful, naked body on the bed and the folded up sheriffs’ uniform on the chair. The badge seemed to sparkle saying “look at me, look at me.” A white and pink orchid flower was behind his ear. Holy crap, this wasn’t how I’d planned on … Continue reading
