Quotes about Life, Love, Art and Vampires from Vampire Maman (things I’ve said) The only thing a man should wax is his car. I was

Quotes about Life, Love, Art and Vampires from Vampire Maman (things I’ve said) The only thing a man should wax is his car. I was
Can’t take the time for a road trip or a trip to an exotic local? Sure you can. Don’t get into your car. Get into
“What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger.” “You’re a Vampire stupid. It doesn’t apply to you.” Val took a long drag off of a cigarette
“I don’t understand the fairy tale romance,” said my Great Great Great Great Great Grandmama Lola. “It is ridiculous that girls are encouraged to look
Every group has that one friend. You know, that chiasmatic guy who keeps the group cohesive, is fiercely protective of everyone, is universally loved, and
You might have seen this before. I’m out of time and material today so read this again. Or read it the first time if it