Vampire Maman

LITTLE HAGRID, BEING A VAMPIRE AT HALLOWEEN, AND DEALING WITH FRIENDS WHO AREN’T VAMPIRES Despite the fact that I have become she of the empty nest I

NEVER SHOUT NEVER – ABSOLUTELY NEVER

NEVER SHOUT NEVER – ABSOLUTELY NEVER Define and Conquer I’d picked the kids up last week from the roller skating rink and caught a nice

Yes, Vampires wear masks. We need to blend in. Yes, sometimes it is annoying when fangs get caught in masks, but we wear them anyway.

Everyone thought she was crazy watering her yard with a hose. It wasn’t like she had a lawn. It was all bark and flowering plants.

Intrusions I don’t sleep. OK I barely sleep. It isn’t by choice. I envy the ability of my dog, two cats, and husband to put

Things That Go Bump In The Night…October is HERE… Is that a Banshee I hear screaming in the not so distant air! Oh yes it