Night Coach (or what happens when I try to write Vampire Mommy Porn)

You’d think with all my talk about being nice and being a good parent who sends her kids to the Montessori Charter School, and not being a cold-blooded killer Vampire (most of the time), that I’d be driving around in a Prius with a coexist bumper sticker on the back. I drive a Ford with no bumper stickers but here is the COEXIST.

coexist

My kids think the Coexist thing is fun. It is a word spelled out in the symbols of several major religions. Then again they also like horror films and screamo music (least I be the one to judge).

Coexist is what Vampires do.  We’ve done it for centuries. That is what we do.

So what brought this on? My friend Tessa, another Vampire Mom, and I were driving down the road last week to pick up our kids. We’re both sitting in a car in traffic in the middle of the day, sunglasses, tons of sun screen, tinted windows (as tinted as the law allows) and we’re wide awake.

Tessa looks at me and says, “What are we doing?”

I knew exactly what she was talking about. We didn’t go into the “remember when we were Dark Gothic Vampire adventure” stories of our youth. We could read each other’s minds.

“The other day I asked my son’s coach if I could talk to him in private about Randy’s sensitivity to light.  That wasn’t why I had the meeting.”

“You bit a teacher?”

“It was great. It was one of the best experiences I’ve had in a long time.”

I had to laugh. She’d talked for years how teachers were off limits.

“Blood type?” I asked.

“A nice full bodied B positive.”

“Nice.”

“Oh it was nice. I just feel so guilty now.”

“It isn’t like you asked him to influence Randy’s grades.”

“But still…”

“You didn’t sleep with the guy, you just drank his blood. Besides he won’t even remember what happened.”

“I know. It was sort of naughty and exciting.”

Yes, this is Vampire Mommy Porn.

If I were to pen a real Vampire Mommy Porn story it I’d write it like this (look, I even made a cover for it):

High School Coach thinks he is going to score with a Vampire mom only to find himself in a passion that is off the score charts!

High School Coach thinks he is going to score with a Vampire mom only to find himself in a passion that is off the score charts!

Warning: Badly written melodramatic content ahead. Read at your own risk.

We’ll skip the first few chapters and get right to the seduction…

I’ll take a shot of some nice vodka first…ok here we go…

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After the game Greg retreated to his office. Friday night games ended in parties for most people but he usually retreated to the quiet of his office to unwind. He was tired of the parties and shallow rituals of sports.

“If only,” he signed wistfully.

He hit the weights to burn off some of the energy and frustration then took a long hot shower. He slipped into his sweats for the drive home and towel dried his hair. As he grabbed his shirt he heard a noise in the locker room.

Looking into the dark he saw a shadow picking up a bag. He called HEY and flicked on the light.

Standing with a gym bag in her hand was a woman. Blonde ringlets, a perfect figure both slim and lush at the same time. She turned to him with large blue eyes and dark rose-colored lips that begged to be kissed.

“I’m sorry to surprise you,” she said. “I just came to pick up my son’s gym bag. I’m Randy’s mom Tessa.”

“Yes, we’ve met.” He’d never forget Randy’s attractive mother but tonight wearing a short black leather skirt and form-fitting black tee she didn’t look like any mom he’d ever encountered.

He noticed as she looked him up and down from head to toe as he was an ice cream cone waiting to be licked up. “OK, um, great game. I’m really proud of the boys.” He tried to make small talk.

Tessa stepped closer. “You’re a great coach. These boys will grow up to be real men, just like you.”

Suddenly she stepped closer. His heart almost stopped. She slipped her hands into the back of his sweats and cupped his buns with a firm grip.

“I always wanted to do that.” She purred out the words and pressed against his growing manhood.

He pulled her close grabbing her hair. She laughed and ran her hands over his smooth hard chest, then down his well formed arms. She pulled her shirt over her head exposing a black lace bra. Next she gently took his hand and led him to the arm chair in the corner. Straddling his lap she let him push up her skirt as she put those rose colored lips on his and took him to a higher lever with her deep expert kisses. His head swam. Her cool hands ran over his naked torso. Her cool tongue circled his nipples then danced down his chest and went down his stomach. She drove him wild with desire.

“I want to devour you to the last drop.” She almost growled out the words and started to kiss his neck.

Then she smiled, perfect white teeth and fangs. He wanted her to stop but he couldn’t. Her lips and teeth were on his neck. She plunged her fangs into him. He thought she would kill him but rather ecstasy filled his body and he shuddered with the sensation. His hands explored her perfect cold body as she drank his blood and invaded his soul. Every fantasy he’d ever had seemed to come true.

He didn’t know how long it had been when he opened his eyes. She’d put a towel over him. She was dressed with the concerned look of a mother on her face.
“I think you’d overdone it tonight and passed out in the chair. You need some food. I’ve left some chocolate and juice on your desk.” Then she kissed his cheek and gently kissed his neck.

What had just happened? He didn’t remember. Randy’s mom had come in to get a lost gym bag and then passed out and had the most erotic dreams he’d thought possible. He blushed when he looked at Tessa.

She gave him a sweet smile. “Do you need a ride home coach?”

Would he ever like a ride from her but  “No, I just live a few blocks away. A walk in the night air will do me good.”

“It works wonders for me. Goodnight Coach. Take care.”

When Tessa arrived home her Vampire husband was waiting for her. She gave him a kiss and put her arms around him.

“You’ve been drinking my dear. Did you visit Coach Greg?”

She laughed. “Yes, I have been drinking a nice hard bodied red. Since the kids are out tonight let’s go upstairs.”

Her husband smiled and took her hand and led her up the stairs to their bedroom.

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I was going to write that to coach said he’d give Tessa anything and she told him to detail her car or do the laundry (now THAT is Mommy Porn).

I feel sort of silly writing about “his throbbing manhood” and nipples and body parts. I have friends who do a much much better job at the racy romance than I do.

But you can still print out the picture of the book cover and tack it to your wall or put it in your purse.

Well, ok, that is all for right now.

Sweet dreams or sweaty ones if you want.

~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman

14 thoughts on “Night Coach (or what happens when I try to write Vampire Mommy Porn)

  1. I find that when a writer uses very direct language with regards to body parts and physical descriptions, combined with some very heightened diction with regards to responses and actions it can make for a very balanced, but very erotic effect. It’s just that right kind of concoction. But in either case, this was pretty well written, Juliette. 🙂

    • Thank you for your nice words. I am honored for the compliment.

      I have written more detailed and better (I only spend on average about 15-20 minutes on each post) erotica as part of the anthology Nocturnal Desires: Erotic Tales for the Sensual Soul http://www.amazon.com

      It is under a different pen name. This anthology is also a charity fundraiser, with 50% of all royalties being donated to Multiple Sclerosis research in support of a beloved fellow writer who was recently diagnosed with MS. We also have published horror and romance anthologies for the same cause.

      This post was brought on when a friend told me that someone had loaned her the entire set of 50 Shades and after starting to read the first book she couldn’t get past the first 50 pages. Then the term “Mommy Porn” came up – this does not include all of the fine authors who write all sorts of racy romance of different degrees. So THAT was the idea for this post. Anyway…while I’m not prude, like all Vampires I like to keep some things a little more in the dark.

      • Fair enough. 🙂 I doesn’t surprise me that you’ve written other kinds of erotica. That is really clever: that idea that you are parodying or examining by applying it to this subject material. I like to do similar things: whenever they actually happen.

        I will say though that your story has inspired me to write … something of my own. It has to do with a kind of blood … 😉

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  3. J, you are fantastic ! Both the leading story and the book chapter were great seductive fun. One thing I’ll have to remember is to be careful if we ever meet. I’m B-Pos !!!!! Hahaha !
    Paul

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