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Dia de Muertos Overload (and ghosts with banjos in my kitchen)
Ghosts, Halloween, Vampires

Dia de Muertos Overload (and ghosts with banjos in my kitchen)

Dia de Muertos Overload (and ghosts with banjos in my kitchen) I swear sometimes it feels like… Halloween is here…today. … Continue reading Dia de Muertos Overload (and ghosts with banjos in my kitchen)

The Brides
Cults, Dracula, Modern Vampires, Starting Over, Vampires

The Brides

Lorna shoved a couple more tee shirts into her bag then zipped it up and threw it over her shoulder.  … Continue reading The Brides

Blow Up
Daily Life, humor

Blow Up

Blow Up It wasn’t just one of those days. It was THE day. At least it seemed that way, for a … Continue reading Blow Up

Maxed Out #8: Baker Beach
California, California Stories, humor, Siblings

Maxed Out #8: Baker Beach

Max heard the Nessun dorma ringtone and groaned. It was his brother Andy. It was an emergency. He could sense it. He … Continue reading Maxed Out #8: Baker Beach

Maxed Out #1: Musings on Gassy Planets, High School and Uncle Max
High School, humor, Parenting, Siblings, Vampires

Maxed Out #1: Musings on Gassy Planets, High School and Uncle Max

Today I’m hosting a marathon featuring my brother Max. As you’ll see today, if you don’t already know, he has all … Continue reading Maxed Out #1: Musings on Gassy Planets, High School and Uncle Max

Delivered To Your Door
Ancient Vampires, humor, Marriage, Seniors, Vampires

Delivered To Your Door

Delivered to your door… I looked at the muscular, almost beautiful, naked body on the bed and the folded up … Continue reading Delivered To Your Door

Vlad’s Vampire Diary: Last Christmas
Christmas, humor, music, Vampire Diary, Vampires

Vlad’s Vampire Diary: Last Christmas

Vlad’s Vampire Diary: Last Christmas Dear Reader, The following is Vlad’s diary entry from 2021, but well worth reading again, … Continue reading Vlad’s Vampire Diary: Last Christmas

I Hate Valentine’s Day
Bullies, Short Fiction, Valentine's Day, Vampires

I Hate Valentine’s Day

I Hate Valentine’s Day – A Very Short Story “I shouldn’t be alone today,” thought young Randy as he sat … Continue reading I Hate Valentine’s Day

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