No. Maybe you should just move to another state. I suppose if your kid wants to sleep in a coffin that is ok, but it
Tag: humor
Jake the Cat Needs Your Help
When I started vampiremaman.com in April 2022 I had no idea that I’d be joining an amazing community of bloggers, writers, and cat lovers. I
Friend or Food – or Both?
Originally posted on DysFictional:
The following advertisement is my official entry to the Evil Squirrel’s Nest Ninth Contest of Whatever – 2022! Ever had this…
Vlad’s Vampire Diary: Last Christmas
Dear Diary, Tonight my friend Randolpho came over to help make merry and bright, whatever that is supposed to mean. Back when I was Vampire
Christmas Orphans (a short random tale)
Christmas Orphans (a short random tale) “Why do I have eyes of different colors? The brown eye is my own. The blue eye is a different
Chuck the Elf (A Holiday Classic)
This is one of my absolute favorite Christmas stories EVER – of ALL TIME. For a 7th year, I am honored to share a Christmas
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