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12 Days of Vampire Christmas
Christmas, Gothic Holidays, Holidays, Vampire Holidays, Vampires

12 Days of Vampire Christmas

December finally is here! It is now time for the annual Vampire Holiday Sing-A-Long! On the first day of Christmas … Continue reading 12 Days of Vampire Christmas

The Tinfoil Tribune: An Anthology of Tabloid Fiction 
Books, humor, New Books

The Tinfoil Tribune: An Anthology of Tabloid Fiction 

WPaD (Writers, Poets and Deviants) presents: The Tinfoil Tribune: An Anthology of Tabloid Fiction ~ BAT BOY ARRESTED BY FBI … Continue reading The Tinfoil Tribune: An Anthology of Tabloid Fiction 

Personal Hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and Don’t Forget the Marx Brothers
Adventures in Parenting, Friendship, life, Parenting, Vampires

Personal Hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and Don’t Forget the Marx Brothers

God knows we could all use something fun today. First posted January 11, 2013 – this one pretty much says … Continue reading Personal Hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and Don’t Forget the Marx Brothers

Bigfoot Falls Out of Ambulance! And Learn to Make Your Own Tinfoil Hat.
Aliens, Bigfoot, Books, New Books, News

Bigfoot Falls Out of Ambulance! And Learn to Make Your Own Tinfoil Hat.

Coming Soon ~ Summer 2024! WPaD Presents:The Tinfoil Tribune ​~ An Anthology of Tabloid Fiction ~ ​Bat Boy Gets Arrested!Bigfoot Falls Out … Continue reading Bigfoot Falls Out of Ambulance! And Learn to Make Your Own Tinfoil Hat.

Short Story Sunday: Uncle Jerry’s Time Machine
Choices, Short Fiction, Short Stories, Time Travel

Short Story Sunday: Uncle Jerry’s Time Machine

UNCLE JERRY’S TIME MACHINE – A VERY SHORT STORY ABOUT TIME TRAVEL I came down into the kitchen to make … Continue reading Short Story Sunday: Uncle Jerry’s Time Machine

Hollow Heads
Life in Space, Science, Science Fiction, Space

Hollow Heads

Hollow Heads A Science Fiction Story Sure we all volunteered with a capitol V but we didn’t know we’d be … Continue reading Hollow Heads

A birthday, a book, and a 700 year old Vampire and his cats
Books, Cats, Horror, Kittens, Pets, Vampires

A birthday, a book, and a 700 year old Vampire and his cats

In honor of my kitten Sterling’s FIRST BIRTHDAY week, I’m giving away a book about a Vampire and his cats. … Continue reading A birthday, a book, and a 700 year old Vampire and his cats

Get out of your crypt and kiss a Vampire: FREE BOOK DOWNLOAD APRIL 1- APRIL 5, 2024
Books, Free, Fun Books, Modern Vampires, New Books, Vampires

Get out of your crypt and kiss a Vampire: FREE BOOK DOWNLOAD APRIL 1- APRIL 5, 2024

ZUCCHINI MARTINIS, THE ANCIENT HISTORY OF VAMPIRES, CHAINSAWS, AND WHY CATS MAKE LIFE BETTER FOR EVERYONE. After being left for … Continue reading Get out of your crypt and kiss a Vampire: FREE BOOK DOWNLOAD APRIL 1- APRIL 5, 2024

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