Vampire Hunter Seminars for Vampire Teens! Be safe, be smart, be informed.

Our kids joke about Vampire Hunters being wanna be little pukes who dress in long black coats and stalk Vampires or anyone they suspect of being a Vampire.

The truth is that most who call themselves Vampire Hunters don’t know the difference between their ass and a hole in the ground. Excuse me, I must be polite…for the sake of the children….

Most people who claim to be Vampire Hunters don’t even know what a real Vampire is or how to identify one. Unfortunately there are those Hunters, the serious Vampire Hunters who do know who we are and how to find us.

Over the centuries we’ve learned from our mistakes and the mistakes of those who were impaled, beheaded and burned at the stake before us. But what worked in 1212, 1612, 1912 won’t work now. The world is no longer a simple place. On the other hand, we’re living with regular humans now. We’re out in the open, in the sunshine and living the American way of life – be it Vampire style. Life is good and we want it to stay that way.

We also want life to stay good for the new generation of Vampires. That includes both kids born Vampires and recent converts/turned Vampires.

I URGE ALL PARENTS to make sure your kids take these courses. All courses are also open to New Vampires.

Topics Covered:

What is a Vampire Hunter?
Why do they hate us?
Types of Vampire Hunters.
How to Identify Vampire Hunters.
What to do if you see a Vampire Hunter.
How to protect yourself from Vampire Hunters.
How to deal with and prevent Vampire Stalking.
And more…

Below is a listing of courses in our area currently on the agenda. More classes will be offered as needed (especially for smaller or more remote groups). Call or email your Circle Leaders to sign up.