Vampire Punch Lines:
Tell that to me when the sun comes up.
Fangs for nothing.
They were all NECKed.
The teacher said type A+
You’re so vein.
A blue blood for sure.
We went to the movies today. Tomorrow we’re going to the zoo.
Bats for sure.
Taco Cat
Up all night.
Don’t forget your sunscreen.
I always thought he was a little cold.
I said he had a little twang, not fang.
And the priest says “If I’d known you were a Vampire I would have brought the Texan and the Rabbi.”
~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman
Vampire Maman 
The Vampire Strikes Back…
HA!
Great Pun-cture lines
Bahahahahaha!
The last line was “killer” !!!
HA!
hehehehe…. these are pretty funny! 🙂