Tangled Tales: May Your Days be Foggy and Bite – OR – Hark the Herald Vampires Sing

Just before Christmas. She’d broken up with him. Why? Did it matter? Of course it did and she’d made a list of a dozen items, written out in fountain pen no less.

1. Too young
2. Too immature
3. Too happy
4. Too cute
5. Too much of a comedian
6. Blonde
7. Not serious enough
8. Likes dogs too much
9. Dresses funny
10. Laughs weird
11. Glass always half full completely full.
12. Vanilla sex

The last one hurt. The fact that he didn’t like being hog tied or bitten didn’t make it vanilla. It was normal and nice.

And WTF? How could anyone like dogs too much. He didn’t have his own dog. Sure, he’d pet and make cute talk with almost every dog he met but who didn’t do that?

She never seem to have any problems with his age. Randy had just turned twenty three. That wasn’t too young. She was fifty, but that was also young…