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Savor
Being an adult, Musings, Parenthood, Parenting, Parenting Adults, Vampires

Savor

As I walked downstairs from my bedroom I wondered how many tons of cat vomit is flushed down toilets each … Continue reading Savor

Oh where is that ghoul when I need it? 
Noise, Obnoxious

Oh where is that ghoul when I need it? 

It is Thursday. That means at least four hours of the music of leaf blowers in my neighborhood. I swear … Continue reading Oh where is that ghoul when I need it? 

Stumped
Marriage, Real Life, Short Fiction, Short Stories, Short Story

Stumped

I thought it would be fun to start off the new year with a fun short story Stumped I just … Continue reading Stumped

What? I’m sorry I wasn’t listening. Thoughts on a New Year.
Vampires

What? I’m sorry I wasn’t listening. Thoughts on a New Year.

Happy New Year. I’m watching the 2019 Rose Parade, drinking coffee, and sitting with my cat. One of the cats … Continue reading What? I’m sorry I wasn’t listening. Thoughts on a New Year.

Short Story Sunday: The Morning After
Modern Vampires, Real Life, Vampires

Short Story Sunday: The Morning After

“I told her I don’t eat human flesh, I only drink blood,” said James. “Then she rolled her eyes at … Continue reading Short Story Sunday: The Morning After

Burning Question #43: Humor me
Burning Questions, Horror, humor, Vampires

Burning Question #43: Humor me

Wow. Burning Question #43 is upon us. And I have NOTHING to add to this except some memes that have … Continue reading Burning Question #43: Humor me

Empty Nest
Parenting, Parenting Adults, Vampires

Empty Nest

You raise them To be independent To fly To think To discover To be curious To be amazing To be … Continue reading Empty Nest

Reflections on 2018 and the Year to Come
Looking Back, Looking Forward, Musings, Parenthood, Parenting

Reflections on 2018 and the Year to Come

The first installment of Vlad’s Vampire Diary was on December 26, 2014. Of course I distance myself from Vlad and … Continue reading Reflections on 2018 and the Year to Come

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