March Madness, Laundry and Vampires

It is happening again…March Madness! Reblogged from March 2013 but well worth taking another look (and he is still sexy as ever!)

Vampire Maman

My husband is watching basketball. March Madness. I’m thinking more like March Insanity because I find no amusement in basketball. I’m not much of a football fan either.

The guy is a Vampire so you’d think…

Yes, you would think he wouldn’t be watching basketball as he folds laundry. OK maybe basketball isn’t such a bad thing. Let me say that again…my husband is watching basketball and folding laundry.

And yes, even Vampires have laundry. You’d think we put people in trances and have them do our laundry for us. Hmmm, now THERE is an IDEA. I put you in a trance and you’ll do my laundry and clean my house. 

But do I want someone in my house and how much trouble would it be to put someone in a trance for the sole reason of cleaning my house and/or doing my laundry?

It would be a lot…

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March Madness, Laundry and Vampires

My husband is watching basketball. March Madness. I’m thinking more like March Insanity because I find no amusement in basketball. I’m not much of a football fan either.

The guy is a Vampire so you’d think…

Yes, you would think he wouldn’t be watching basketball as he folds laundry. OK maybe basketball isn’t such a bad thing. Let me say that again…my husband is watching basketball and folding laundry.

And yes, even Vampires have laundry. You’d think we put people in trances and have them do our laundry for us. Hmmm, now THERE is an IDEA. I put you in a trance and you’ll do my laundry and clean my house. 

But do I want someone in my house and how much trouble would it be to put someone in a trance for the sole reason of cleaning my house and/or doing my laundry?

It would be a lot of trouble, as far as I’m concerned. On the other hand, house cleaning and laundry is a lot of work.

Or I could get my TEENS to do it. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Who am I kidding on THAT ONE????

So are there any Vampire basketball players? No, not really. They’re too tall. If you’re over 6’5″ you have problems with blood flow…don’t ask, it is a Vampire thing. Just take my word for it.

Blood flow is a serious issue for Vampires. Sucking blood out of a living creature isn’t always that easy. So we put them in a nice little trance…ahhhh… then while in the trance they could clean the house. But they’d be tired from the blood loss and I really don’t want to bring my dinner home with me.

So no, I don’t like Basketball, but I’ll live with it because it means somebody else does my laundry.

~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman