A Low Key Vampire Kind of Day
This morning I was watching the huge and incredibly cute squirrels in my backyard eating plums. I couldn’t take my … Continue reading A Low Key Vampire Kind of Day
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Red Sky at Night – Fall is Coming
Red sky at night, sailors delight. Red sky in morning, sailor’s warning. A red sky at night, this means that … Continue reading Red Sky at Night – Fall is Coming
A Vampire walked into a bar…
A Vampire walked into a bar with a bat on his shoulder. The bartender said “You ought to take that … Continue reading A Vampire walked into a bar…
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