I will be with you even when we fall apart and our body parts trail behind us…and there is nothing left except our love.
~ From a Zombie Love Letter
~ From a Zombie Love Letter
Love posts for Valentine’s Day
While taking clothes out of the dryer I found a crisp folded piece of notepaper with a note, written with a red Sharpie.
I don’t think you understand how you tear my heart apart. You don’t do anything. You just are. You drive me crazy. You act so cool and I know how you put on a mask. Everyday is Halloween for you. Stop being so afraid of being yourself. I love you – you idiot.
Sigh. Seventeen year old Garrett has been writing love letters to girls since he was six years old. Now girls are writing them to him too. He has known Ione almost his entire life but they just started dating last Spring. If they make it as a couple or not, I’m sure they’ll always be friends – I have a feeling they will (they’re both Vampires.) So I…
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In honor of Valentine’s Day I’m posting my most popular love and romance bits today. Enjoy. xoxoxox
The most popular post on this blog is “How to respond to a love letter.” Really. Seriously, go on Google and look up how to respond to a love letter and it will bring you right back here. Out of the zillion or so things I’ve written on just about every subject everything always circles around back to LOVE.
That is proof that the art of letter writing is not completely dead (YES – real scientific proof)AND romance is still alive and well.
Everyone writes love letters. And that means YOU…
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You’re the warm summer breeze against my skin. You’re a warm embrace on a cold winter night. You’re the hot in my chocolate. You’re the key to my lock. You’re the one …
Ask Juliette (Ask a Vampire, Advice for Everyone) is a somewhat regular Thursday feature at Vampiremaman.com
This week brings an interesting variety of questions about dirty talk, love, romance, vampires, and rude people. Let’s get started.
Um, well, I could give you some specifics but I’m sure you’d still feel uncomfortable. I’d feel uncomfortable.
Try starting out with compliments, and of course a few well placed adjectives. Or just giggle when he asks you to do the dirty talk. Giggles are cute. Guys like cute. This is so personal that giving advice is difficult.
One big sex rule for me (and all Vampires) is to never do anything in bed you aren’t comfortable with (that includes putting a step-stool on the bed to change an overhead light bulb, but that is a different post.) So my advice would be to tell him that you want to SHOW and not TELL.
Excuse me? You didn’t mention this woman was NUTS. Dump her. You rock!
By the way, nobody should ever make anyone feel guilty or ashamed of their chosen career/job. If you do honest work, be it blue or white collar, or no collar, there is no reason ever to be ashamed.
Dump him. Suggesting you hone your writing skills is one thing. Doing it with a love letter is just wrong. What he did was insensitive and mean. For God’s sake it was a love letter, not an SAT essay. There is nothing sweet about what he did. What a jerk.
No, not really. Why’d you ask?
Are you for real? Give me his name and I’ll tell him to stay away from you.
Not really. Most of them are pretty stupid, and prone to mishandle dangerous weapons.
Egregious. I like that word. It is a big word. Good for you. Maybe you should run for President.
No, taking blood is not the most egregious violation of personal space one can commit. In fact some people like to have a Vampire in their life. We take blood, but we give back so much more. Now go away.
Now that I’m thoroughly exhausted from answering this odd lot of questions I think I’ll call it quits for today. I’ll have more love letters for February coming up this week. And thank you everyone for not asking about woodchucks.
If you have a pressing question, or are just curious about anything just ask. Put your questions in the comments here, or email me at juliettevampiremom @ gmail. com
~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman
Love letters… everyone is in love with posts about love letters. As you know I cover all sorts of subjects on this blog ranging from teens to terror to ghosts to the elderly to… well ev…