Catcher in the Rye
After an injury at the World Series star baseball catcher Blake Woodward finds happiness running his grandfather’s distillery, but will he find romance with the quirky booze blogger Andie Sampson?
Lord of the Rings
Jared inherits a title and a castle. But will he also find love when he allows a circus to camp on his property over the summer?
Madam Bovery
When Emma, a French widow finds herself alone and longing for adventure, she buys a Montana Cattle Ranch. Little did she know that along with her bovine companions, she’d have to deal with the mysterious and handsome large animal vet Logan McClellen. Will Emma find love among the cows or will Logan’s past catch up with them both?
Frank N Stein
Dr. Victor is a successful medical researcher during the day, but at night he moonlights at the brew pub Frank N Stein. Just as he finds cures for the body, at the pub he finds cures for the souls of those who come in for the fine brews. When he meets the beautiful and spunky fashions designer Melanie Zapp he wonders if it is now his time for healing and love.
Dracula
Dashing Count Dracula finds that he can no longer live a quiet life when the evil attorney Jonathan Barker accuses him of murder. To make it even more complicated Dracula is a Vampire. In order to clear his name and that of his Werewolf sidekick the lovely India Tanto, he goes to England where he attempts to clear his name and along the way find love in the most unlikely of places.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Tiffany Jackson finally is getting her dream and turning the old Sea Mansion into the most trendy Bed and Breakfast on the West Coast. After hiring handsome breakfast cook LaMar Donatello things couldn’t be better until mysterious and frightening things began to happen in the old house by the sea. LaMar and Tiffany look for clues in their cooking and maybe solve the mystery of multiple murders and perhaps find love.
David Copperfield
Hunky David English finds himself winning the largest Copper mine in the state of Arizona in a poker game. He literally digs in and brings profits back to the people of Rattle Snake Gulch, but will he find love in the arms of the mysterious daughter of the local ghost?
The Outsiders
Classic teen tale of a group of friends who are forced to give up their cell phones and spend the summer OUTSIDE by the local lake and walking nature trails. Can they survive? Can they find love? Maybe a little common sense and conversation? Find out in this gripping tale of survival and friendship.
Vampire Maman 
That tongue and cheek in your version of Outsiders is beautiful: especially since I read the original.
It is still required reading here for Middle and High School kids. Maybe both versions…
When do you plan to publish these, J ??? They sound great !
Paul
They are published…in an alternate universe (now if you listen closely you can hear the Twilight Zone theme song)
🙂 Ha !
LOL!!! These were great, but the last one was epic! Those kids are really in for an ordeal…
Gosh, I feel so sorry for them…
They were all great! I’m looking forward to reading Frank N Stein. Hot dogs and beer, fashion and love. Oh boy! Ok, so bratwursts and ale, I’ll go upscale a bit.
Brats and Ale! Good idea. Maybe the literary crowd would be more inclined to read it then. HA HA HA
Gone With The Wind: The Tara farm in Georgia goes bankrupt after a drought-induced crop failure, and desperate Scarlett O’Hara signs a contract with Butler Turbine Co. to lease the property as a wind farm.
Rhett Butler: “American needs more wind farms, and frankly my dear, I don’t give a dam.”
Bahahahahahahahahahahaha!
And will they find true love?
Very nice.
The Outsiders version should go viral! 😀
I agree! But only in the paper version!