Have you been trying to write a Vampire story but just spend hours staring at a blank page? Do you dream of being the next best selling Vampire author? Do you love the passion of Vampires but find your fingers fumbling on your keyboard.
Stare, fumble and dream no more. Now you have the fun and easy way to write your own epic Vampire story.
It is so EASY.
Print out this post or cut and paste the text into a Word document and print it out. Cut out the words below (as individual words, descriptions, names). Put each group of words into individual jars (bags, hats, boxes.) Pick the indicated amount of words from each jar. Write your story.
The Vampires (pick 3-5)
Vlad – one of those opera cape type of Vampires
Catherine – a raven haired wild temptress of a Vampire
Russell – A geeky vampire
Ramona – A passionate Vampire who wishes she was human
Big Rob – A larger than life Texan Vampire who always gets exactly what he wants
Zack – An Enforcer and hunky sexy Vampire guy. Knows his weapons. Has a really big gun.
Jared – A Wall Street Banker, recently turned into a Vampire. Wears really great suits.
Billy – The Vampire with a heart of gold
Jonathan – An ancient Vampire who is smoking hot sexy and deadly
Freda – Vampire Queen
Fiona – A dead ringer for Freda
Larry – A Vampire guy who likes fast cars and faster women
Lissa – Sexy Vampire scientists and university professor
Jeff – A Vampire who runs an antiques shop
Jasmine – An exotic Vampire woman with a secret past
Clay and Desdemona – Vampire hipsters
Other Creatures (pick 2)
Hank – a hunky Werewolf
Piggy – a short fat Werewolf (turns into a pug dog during full moons)
Doris – a fast talking Goblin chick. Likes tight red dresses and green hair
Jenny – A screaming banshee with a keen sense of humor
Nickle – A girl who is really a robot underneath her smooth seductive skin
Mickey – A mouse
Susan – A Zombie
Humans (pick 3-9)
Jack – Tall and handsome with a body to kill for. A serious attorney.
Mavis – A fast talking, hard living biker grandma
Morgan – A beautiful blonde
Dash – handsome fast talking con-man
John – A Hell Fire Minister
David – Cute in a geeky way computer programmer
Liv – Sweet innocent girl of 19, ready to take on the world
Boris – A Russian Count with a dark Secret
Bella – The girl with only one facial expression
Senator Hayes – A powerful US Senator
Jason – A preppy college student
Dr. Fausco – A mad scientist
Dr. Harrison – A History Professor with an interest in Vampires
Stephen – An antiques dealer with a passion for all things dark and mysterious
Daphanie – A romance writer
Fit – Yoga instructor who is also the lead singer for a Metal band.
Kindle – A police detective
Janice – A prim and proper small town librarian who dreams of passion.
Janet – Damn it
Bruce – A Vampire Hunter
Callie – Another Vampire Hunter
Dr. Ralley – Another Vampire Hunter
Twig – A meth cooker and snitch
Locations (pick 3)
The Swiss Alps
New York City
A deep dark forest
An ancient crypt
An old church
An old dark house
Plot Stuff (pick 5)
An unsolved murder
A mysterious lover
They fall in love
A violent blood soaked night of passion
A roll in the hay
A car chase
Locked in a cabin
Finding a treasure
Robbing a bank
Finding a body
Falling in a grave
A creepy sermon
A gathering of bats
A bathtub full of otters
A bubble bath
A wild night of romance
A dark stormy night
Interesting Objects (pick 3-5)
Ancient book in an unknown language
Pink foam curlers
A golden key
Finely carved chair
A complete Meissen Monkey Band
Fine lace handkerchief
Mysterious locked box
A white beaver hat
Old photo album
Clock with a mysterious chime
A set of crystal goblets
OK everybody, now get to work and write your own Vampire story. Have fun! And don’t forget to check your spelling (something I rarely do but highly recommend.)
~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman (now you know exactly how I do it)
Now this is very interesting. Thank you for this start guide manual!! 🙂
I guarantee you a best seller!
Love it. 😀 Now do you have any ideas for me. I’m working on revisions to my vampire novel.
You never know what you might draw out of that hat! Either keep it really Gothic or make it fun and hot and romantic with a dark edge. Vampires like that dark edge! Hey, thanks for visiting!
LOL! It’s like making a vampire story out of Mad Libs!
OMG you’re right. I’ve been on too many car trips with kids!