Things I heard …

Things I heard this weekend from teens:

“If I had to wear a school uniform I’d crap a brick and throw it at someone.”

“He thinks he is a big stud but he’s just a cold turd.”

“Some guy is going to beg you to send him nude photos. So you send him a photo. He sends it to a friend. It goes all over the Internet. Then six months later you get a photo texted to you and say “Hey, those are my tits.”

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I can’t make this stuff up. Yes, some will say I’m not taking the tasteful or moral high road here, but I’m too busy laughing.

~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman