This morning I dropped my computer off at the broken down computer shop. The shop is local and more or less a one guy shop. I could have gone down to the insanely busy and hip Apple Store and driven around an hour to find parking (seriously), but I decided to bring my square headed boyfriend and business partner to the nice computer guy in my neighborhood. I could have driven a few blocks more and been at the gates of Folsom Prison but anyway…
My computer isn’t charging. So for today I found someone else. The square headed boyfriend that I’m using today is cool. His name is Dell. He is dark and handsome with a really big screen.
So I wait with Dell, handsome but a little slow and unfamiliar. He is a good one, and at one time I would have been happy with Dell, but my Mac knows me. Mac and I have been through a lot. I’ve put him through a lot. I mean, there are a lot of things I wish he could do better, but I’m happy to have him.
Mac had been slowing down, not charging, and not making a good connection. This morning he wasn’t responding at all.
My phone is in my back pocked so I won’t miss the call. I hope the news is good.
I’m sorry Dell, I love you and your big 17 inch screen, but it just isn’t working. You don’t have the right software.
But as long as Mac is away… he’ll never know.
~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman