I let the phone ring about twenty times before Eleora picked it up. She doesn’t like it when people leave messages, except in the evenings, after dark. She uses an old answering machine on her house phone. She only uses her cell phone when she goes out into the yard where she usually leaves it because she tells me that nobody calls her anymore anyway.
She looks like she is about twenty, but she is ancient. Nobody knows how ancient, but it was before there was an AD, and before Romans came to what is now known as England.
Anyway, I called Eleora and Tellias on their house phone about July 4th and my daughter’s 19th birthday on July 5th. I don’t know where Tellias puts his cell phone either.
Eleora answered, but as soon as she knew it was me she began to sing America the Beautiful in her angelic voice.
Me: Eleora sweetie. I called about tomorrow and Thursday.
Eleora: When are you going to pick us up.
Me: 1:00 p.m. tomorrow for the party.
Eleora: When are you picking me up today?
Eleora: I thought you were coming over today? What about Clara’s birthday?
Me: I’ll ask Clara about it this afternoon.
Eleora: When are you going to be here?
Me: Tomorrow. Early afternoon.
Eleora: I thought you were coming last night.
Me: Wednesday. Last night was Monday.
Eleroa: Yesterday was Monday? Is it July already?
Me: Yes, tomorrow is July 4th.
Eleora: Wednesday is July 4th?
Eleora: When are you going to be here.
Me: At one on Wednesday. I don’t know about Thursday.
Eleora: Tellias is going to put you on the speaker.
Tellias: I have a necklace for Clara. I’ve had it for a while. I was going to give it to your mother when she was young but it wasn’t her style.
Eleora: He has a necklace for Clara.
Tellias: Yes, a necklace.
Eleora: A necklace for Clara.
Me: The blue and pearl one?
Tellias: The very one.
Eleora: When will you be here. Your brother Val will be over later in about an hour.
Tellias: Juliette will be here tomorrow dear. Val will be here tonight. I see him coming up the drive right now.
Eleora: Is that Val? I don’t remember that car.
Me: I’ll see you tomorrow.
Tellias: We’re looking forward to it.
Eleora: Did you know Val has a new car?
Me: I’ll see you tomorrow. Love you both so much.
Tellias: Love you too.
Eleora: Love you to the stars and back. Are you coming over tonight?
~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman