I heard my husband Teddy talking with Oscar the tuxedo cat.
I yelled up the stairs, “Don’t believe anything that cat says. Fifty percent of what he says is a lie.”
The other cat lies close to seventy five percent of the time.
Cats lie. It is what they do.
To get to the truth you must listen carefully, watch closely, and ask the right questions.
They will tell you when they want to go out, or in, or out, or in, or out, or in, or when they are hungry, but other than that you can never be sure. Just assume whatever they tell you isn’t true.
If by any chance it is the truth consider yourself lucky.
~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman
Vampire Maman 
Would you believe that cats don’t consider it to be lies? They prefer to think of it as “not sharing the truth”. 😆 You need to go through a lot of clearances to get a cat to tell you the full truth.
Cats don’t lie. They just have alternative truths 🐈🐱🐈