As the world has been lingering over wondering what a group of Bigfoots are called (not Bigfeet), and shitgibbon sexist guys have been threatened by the Barbie Movie (grow up dude), and everything else in this strange and unsettling world we live in, I’d like to say that my sunflowers are blooming. Oh, and my house almost burned down twice because homeless junkies camping in the park behind my home lit fires and blazed up the place. Ugh, everyone was out with hoses, then when the last fire was out we all gathered in front of my house in the middle of the street, because my house is the middle house, and had wine and talked about everything while all of our dogs ran around and played. It was also my husband’s birthday that day. We’d just come home from a weekend at an art auction. Other news includes my old 13 year old cat Oscar caught a squirrel yesterday. I wouldn’t let him bring it inside of the house. A cat catching a squirrel isn’t that unusual. What is unusual is that before this year Oscar NEVER hunted anything. Never. Our kitten Sterling is growing up fast and has earned the titles of “Escape Artist” and “Jr. Asshole.” Alice the German Shepard is still exceptionally sweet and adorable.
Sooooooo, I’ve been ignoring this space, my blog. I haven’t really been ignoring it. I’ve just been sick, but I’m better now.
Now it is time to attempt to write a new story with my favorite coffee cup. Thank you Evil Squirrel! (evilsquirrelsnest.com)
More to come on empty nesting, Vampire fun and games, opinions about everything, and more summer fun, I hope.
xoxox
Stay safe. Be creative. Talk to your kids. Hug your pets. Check in on those who are alone, or might need extra help. And of course, kiss a Vampire, you’ll thank me for it later.
~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman
Vampire Maman 
I don’t want to tell you what my former cat used to bring home… heartbreaking, I’m telling you!
I’m glad you’re feeling better – and I had no idea Vampires can be sick…?