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Vampire Diary: Hot Mess
Gothic, humor, Modern Life, Vampire Diary, Vampires

Vampire Diary: Hot Mess

Dear Diary, Today I walked to the end of the street to pick up my mail. My cats and Jane … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Hot Mess

Short Story Sunday: Baker Beach
Bigfoot, Fiction, humor, San Francisco, Short Stories, Short Story Sunday, Vampires

Short Story Sunday: Baker Beach

Some of you might have read this one before – I’ll have a brand new story next week. It is … Continue reading Short Story Sunday: Baker Beach

Vampire Diary: Shelf Critter Theater
Evil Squirrel's Nest, humor, Shelf Critter Theater, Vampire Diary, Vampire Lore, Vampires

Vampire Diary: Shelf Critter Theater

Dear Diary, My young friend Willow, a baby by Vampire terms, asked me tonight about wine, women, and song of … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Shelf Critter Theater

Short Story Sunday: Dawn of the Undead (a very short Vampire story)
Fiction, Halloween, Horror, humor, life, Short Fiction, Short Story Sunday, Vampires

Short Story Sunday: Dawn of the Undead (a very short Vampire story)

Dawn of the Undead It had been a long night of love and blood and fun. So many Halloween parties. … Continue reading Short Story Sunday: Dawn of the Undead (a very short Vampire story)

Vampire Diary: Two lips in the dark of the night
Gardening, humor, Paranormal, Vampire Diary, Vampires

Vampire Diary: Two lips in the dark of the night

Dear Diary, Today I went in search of tulips, those small packages, when buried underground, turn into beauty beyond compare … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Two lips in the dark of the night

Short Story Sunday: Grandpa’s Dog
Dogs, family, Fiction, Horror, humor, Marriage, Short Story Sunday, Werewolves

Short Story Sunday: Grandpa’s Dog

As long as we’re on the subject… Happy Sunday and Happy October. I have a short favorite for you. Grandpa’s Dog … Continue reading Short Story Sunday: Grandpa’s Dog

Delivered to Your Door
family, humor, Parenting, Seniors, Vampires

Delivered to Your Door

Delivered to your door… I looked at the muscular, almost beautiful, naked body on the bed and the folded up … Continue reading Delivered to Your Door

Lost Keys and Lies
Busy Mom, Ghosts, humor, life, Unusual Friendships, Vampires

Lost Keys and Lies

I’m on the road… so this is a repost from 2013. It still applies. And you’re right – he hasn’t … Continue reading Lost Keys and Lies

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