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How to Make a Bloody Martini
Cocktails, humor, Modern Vampires, Vampires

How to Make a Bloody Martini

How to make a Bloody Martini Special Guest Post by Brian Callahan             Good Evening everyone and welcome to Night Bites, … Continue reading How to Make a Bloody Martini

When Bad Things Happen to Good People (and sometimes you’ll laugh out loud about it later)
Daily Life, Gardening, home, humor

When Bad Things Happen to Good People (and sometimes you’ll laugh out loud about it later)

This is a true story. I don’t think I’ve told it here before. About eight years ago we had a … Continue reading When Bad Things Happen to Good People (and sometimes you’ll laugh out loud about it later)

Short Story Sunday: Blow Up
Aliens, humor, Short Fiction, Short Story, Space

Short Story Sunday: Blow Up

It wasn’t just one of those days. It was THE day. At least it seemed that way, for a few minutes, … Continue reading Short Story Sunday: Blow Up

Short Story Sunday: Saturday Afternoon
Gothic, humor, Short Fiction, Vampires

Short Story Sunday: Saturday Afternoon

Austin Durant was spending Saturday afternoon with a pot of coffee and a folder full of research materials. His mind … Continue reading Short Story Sunday: Saturday Afternoon

Short Story Sunday: Male Bonding
Fairies, humor, Relationships, Vampires

Short Story Sunday: Male Bonding

Hot flashes. Andy’s girlfriend had been having horrible hot flashes. When you date Vampire women you don’t have to worry about … Continue reading Short Story Sunday: Male Bonding

Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers
Ancient Vampires, humor, Marx Brothers, Paranormal, Paranormal Humor, Parenting, Vampires

Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers

First posted January 11, 2013 – this one pretty much says it all. Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and … Continue reading Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers

SHORT STORY SUNDAY: GERALD ATKINS VAMPIRE HUNTER
humor, Short Fiction, Vampire Hunters

SHORT STORY SUNDAY: GERALD ATKINS VAMPIRE HUNTER

“Now take that Gerald Atkins. He was the worst Vampire Hunter I’d ever seen. He could spot them but that … Continue reading SHORT STORY SUNDAY: GERALD ATKINS VAMPIRE HUNTER

An Astonishing Story Right From the Tabloid Pages. Hey, you know if you see it on the Internet it must be true.
Fishing, humor, Mermaids, Sacramento, Tall Tales

An Astonishing Story Right From the Tabloid Pages. Hey, you know if you see it on the Internet it must be true.

An Astonishing Catch Joe Green and his best friend Hiram Alberts thought they were out for just another day of … Continue reading An Astonishing Story Right From the Tabloid Pages. Hey, you know if you see it on the Internet it must be true.

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