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Category: parenting humor

Seeing Red
Parenting, Parenting Adults, parenting humor, Vampires

Seeing Red

“Are you still seeing Emma?” “Mom, Emma is so weird.” “How so?” “She hates red. She won’t wear red. She … Continue reading Seeing Red

Disco Mania and Other Things…
Backyard Wildlife, life, Living with Teens, music, Parenting, parenting humor, Parenting Teens, Vampires

Disco Mania and Other Things…

It has been one of those days… So when I went on Facebook and noticed a friend put up an … Continue reading Disco Mania and Other Things…

Both Ends
Living with Teens, Parenting, parenting humor, Parenting Teens, Teens, Vampires

Both Ends

This morning, overheard between my husband Teddy and our 18 year old Clara. Teddy: Honey, you have to stop and … Continue reading Both Ends

Breakfast With Vampires (College Life)
Breakfast, cooking, Parenting, Parenting Adults, parenting humor, Vampires

Breakfast With Vampires (College Life)

My son Garrett and his roommate Randy (both college students in their 4th year) decided to be “normal” this morning. … Continue reading Breakfast With Vampires (College Life)

Mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom
Mom, Parenting, parenting humor, Teens, texting

Mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom

I got stuck in traffic and I left my phone at home. This is what happens. By the way, I’m … Continue reading Mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom

When boys get sappy
humor, movie humor, Parenting, parenting humor, Puns, Teens

When boys get sappy

Clara: “Hey Mom, I hate it when boys get all sappy.” Me: “Tell him shut the Efron up.”   ~ Juliette … Continue reading When boys get sappy

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