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Go Pee Pee
Dogs, Friendship, Ghosts, Vampires

Go Pee Pee

At 3:29 a.m. I took the dog out to go pee pee. To make her go fast and get it … Continue reading Go Pee Pee

Vintage Halloween (With Wolfhounds and Ancient Vampires)
family, Halloween, Seniors, Vampires

Vintage Halloween (With Wolfhounds and Ancient Vampires)

A large wreath on the front door was made of faded and cracked plastic flowers. You know, those plastic flowers … Continue reading Vintage Halloween (With Wolfhounds and Ancient Vampires)

A Late Night Walk Along The Highway
Elders, family, Seniors, Vampires

A Late Night Walk Along The Highway

I answered the phone. “Juliette, come quick, come quick.” “What is it?” “Meet me at the hospital. The UC Med … Continue reading A Late Night Walk Along The Highway

Spay it again Sam
Bad Puns, Puns

Spay it again Sam

  Our dog was spayed today. Thanks SPCA. At ten months old she weighs seventy-five pounds. She will get larger. … Continue reading Spay it again Sam

Short Story Sunday: Grandpa’s Dog
Dogs, family, Fiction, Horror, humor, Marriage, Short Story Sunday, Werewolves

Short Story Sunday: Grandpa’s Dog

As long as we’re on the subject… Happy Sunday and Happy October. I have a short favorite for you. Grandpa’s Dog … Continue reading Short Story Sunday: Grandpa’s Dog

Post Script to a Cat (very dark matter)
Cats, Ghosts, Pets, Vampires

Post Script to a Cat (very dark matter)

Right after I’d posted my last blog post about Dark Matter I stood to close the sliding glass door behind … Continue reading Post Script to a Cat (very dark matter)

Ask Juliette: Boyfriend vs Kids, Dogs vs Cats, Hairy Palms, and Dreams
Advice, Cats, Children, Dogs, Parenting, Relationships, Vampires

Ask Juliette: Boyfriend vs Kids, Dogs vs Cats, Hairy Palms, and Dreams

Ask Juliette (Ask a Vampire – Advice for Everyone) is a regular feature on Vampiremaman.com The questions come from vampiremaman.com readers. … Continue reading Ask Juliette: Boyfriend vs Kids, Dogs vs Cats, Hairy Palms, and Dreams

A Public Service Message: Control Your F____ing Dog.
Dogs, Public Service Message, Responsible Adults, Venting

A Public Service Message: Control Your F____ing Dog.

A Public Service Message: Control Your F____ing Dog. Today, as I walked my five month old puppy in the park, … Continue reading A Public Service Message: Control Your F____ing Dog.

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