Our dog was spayed today. Thanks SPCA.
At ten months old she weighs seventy-five pounds. She will get larger.
So in the meantime Clara asked if dogs will get phantom uterus when they’re spayed.
Then Teddy said that would be a great name for a band. Phantom Uterus.
Then I said, “When they finish a song they can say ovary and out.”
My child laughed and my husband Teddy threw up his hands and said, “Where does she come up with this stuff?”
Then it turned to Uranus puns. You know where that leads.
That is it for tonight. Got to get back to the Giants/Cubs game. Let’s Go Giants!
~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman