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Vampire Diary: Hot Mess
Gothic, humor, Modern Life, Vampire Diary, Vampires

Vampire Diary: Hot Mess

Dear Diary, Today I walked to the end of the street to pick up my mail. My cats and Jane … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Hot Mess

Musings on Gassy Planets, High School and Uncle Max
gassy planets, High School, Men, Parenting, Space, Vampires

Musings on Gassy Planets, High School and Uncle Max

Musings on Gassy Planets, High School and Uncle Max I first published this post in 2013. My children are now … Continue reading Musings on Gassy Planets, High School and Uncle Max

Vampire Diary: Music to My Ears (Broken Record Edition)
Modern Life, Vampire Diary, Vampires

Vampire Diary: Music to My Ears (Broken Record Edition)

Dear Diary, When one is imprisoned in a crypt for three hundred years one misses out on a lot of … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Music to My Ears (Broken Record Edition)

Short Story Sunday: Baker Beach
Bigfoot, Fiction, humor, San Francisco, Short Stories, Short Story Sunday, Vampires

Short Story Sunday: Baker Beach

Some of you might have read this one before – I’ll have a brand new story next week. It is … Continue reading Short Story Sunday: Baker Beach

Morning at the Vineyard (Fooled you once…)
April 1st, California, Napa, Polyandry, Tall Tales, Vampires, Wine

Morning at the Vineyard (Fooled you once…)

Morning at the Vineyard (In honor of April 1st. This is a favorite of mine – near and dear to … Continue reading Morning at the Vineyard (Fooled you once…)

More of a Good Thing – Short Story Update
Fiction, Gothic, Horror, Literature, Mysterious, Reading, Romance, Short Stories, Short Story, Tall Tales, Vampires

More of a Good Thing – Short Story Update

Hey, I’ve just updated the Short Story page on Vampiremaman.com Click on the links on the sidebars or CLICK here … Continue reading More of a Good Thing – Short Story Update

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Mom, Parenting, parenting humor, Teens, texting

Mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom

I got stuck in traffic and I left my phone at home. This is what happens. By the way, I’m … Continue reading Mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom

Chuck the Elf (A Holiday Tradition)
Christmas, Christmas story, Christmas Traditions, Elves, Fiction, holiday humor, Holiday Stories

Chuck the Elf (A Holiday Tradition)

For a fourth year, I am honored to share a Christmas Story from my friend David. Prepare yourself for a … Continue reading Chuck the Elf (A Holiday Tradition)

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