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Real Men
Marriage, Men, Political Polls, Polls, Relationships, Vampire Maman, Vampires

Real Men

From my husband (exact quote): “Real men wax their cars, not their chests.”               … Continue reading Real Men

Short Story Sunday: Crawl Space
Edgar Allen Poe, Fiction, Gothic Stories, Life Stories, Modern Life, Paranormal, Paranormal Humor, Short Story Sunday, Vampire Hunters, Vampires

Short Story Sunday: Crawl Space

Crawl Space I took off my sweater and handed it to my brother Aaron. There was no way I was … Continue reading Short Story Sunday: Crawl Space

Short Story Sunday: Stumped
Fiction, humor, Marriage, Modern Fiction, Short Fiction, Short Story, Short Story Sunday, Vampires

Short Story Sunday: Stumped

Short Story Sunday Stumped   I just got done removing a stump from the back yard and I’m sitting down … Continue reading Short Story Sunday: Stumped

Both Ends
Living with Teens, Parenting, parenting humor, Parenting Teens, Teens, Vampires

Both Ends

This morning, overheard between my husband Teddy and our 18 year old Clara. Teddy: Honey, you have to stop and … Continue reading Both Ends

Short Story Sunday: Dog Park
Dogs, Fiction, Pets, Short Story, Short Story Sunday, Tangled Tales, Vampires

Short Story Sunday: Dog Park

“Come with me my love on an adventure that will surpass all adventures,” he said to her with his rich … Continue reading Short Story Sunday: Dog Park

Yes it is complicated (almost as much as a unicorn, a squirrel and a possum going into a bar…)
Evil Squirrel, Evil Squirrel's Nest, Friendship, Gothic, humor, Paranormal Fiction, Paranormal Humor, Parenting, Possums, Squirrels, Unicorns, Urban Fantasy, Vampires

Yes it is complicated (almost as much as a unicorn, a squirrel and a possum going into a bar…)

Yes it is complicated (almost as much as a unicorn, a squirrel and a possum going into a bar…) When you … Continue reading Yes it is complicated (almost as much as a unicorn, a squirrel and a possum going into a bar…)

Christmas Orphans (a short random tale)
American Holidays, Christmas, Christmas Memories, Christmas Stories, family, Family Secrets, Fiction, holiday humor, Holiday Stories, Vampires

Christmas Orphans (a short random tale)

Christmas Orphans (a short random tale) “Why do I have eyes of different colors? The brown eye is my own. The … Continue reading Christmas Orphans (a short random tale)

Chuck the Elf (Best Christmas Story Ever!)
Christmas, Christmas Stories, Christmas Traditions, Fiction, holiday humor, Holidays, humor, Short Stories, Vampires

Chuck the Elf (Best Christmas Story Ever!)

I am honored to share a Christmas Story from my friend David. Prepare yourself for a real Christmas treat with … Continue reading Chuck the Elf (Best Christmas Story Ever!)

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