Dear Diary, When I was King of Vampires, long before I was locked in a crypt for 300 years then dumped out into the 21st
Tag: Modern Life
Fires and Flowers
I’ve been working on a writing deadline, and over things and feel like I’ve abandoned my blog readers. Feel like it? I have. I’m sorry.
On Hold
Even Vampires have to wait on the phone for service. The wait music and messages are always horrible and sound like they are coming from
Answers To Your Questions About Vampires: Pandemic Edition
Yes, Vampires wear masks. We need to blend in. Yes, sometimes it is annoying when fangs get caught in masks, but we wear them anyway.
SCOTUS
My 25 year old son laughed. “SCOTUS. It sounds like a body part. Hey, my SCOTUS itches. He had a really swollen SCOTUS. She loved
Vlad’s Vampire Diary: Angel of the Morning
Vlad’s Vampire Diary: Angel of the Morning Dear Diary, I find myself in a peculiar situation. I believe peculiar is the word that I should
Vampire Maman 