Even Vampires have to wait on the phone for service. The wait music and messages are always horrible and sound like they are coming from
Tag: Modern Life
Answers To Your Questions About Vampires: Pandemic Edition
Yes, Vampires wear masks. We need to blend in. Yes, sometimes it is annoying when fangs get caught in masks, but we wear them anyway.
SCOTUS
My 25 year old son laughed. “SCOTUS. It sounds like a body part. Hey, my SCOTUS itches. He had a really swollen SCOTUS. She loved
Vlad’s Vampire Diary: Angel of the Morning
Vlad’s Vampire Diary: Angel of the Morning Dear Diary, I find myself in a peculiar situation. I believe peculiar is the word that I should
Black Holes, Blogging, and More Alternate Universe Theories
Dearest Juliette ~I attempted to post a comment on the blog post about alternate universes but alas, I fear, my computer may have eaten it.
Lost Keys and Lies
Every have one of those days when getting out of the house seems nearly impossible? I couldn’t find my keys this morning and of course
Vampire Maman 