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A new meaning for “Junk” mail …or… OMG is that what I think it is?
High School, Junk Mail, Parenting, Selfies, Social Media, Teens

A new meaning for “Junk” mail …or… OMG is that what I think it is?

____________________________ My daughter (age 14) informed me that at least 600 of the 1,000 boys at her school have sent … Continue reading A new meaning for “Junk” mail …or… OMG is that what I think it is?

Why something simple like hanging a spoon off your nose is so important (to a Vampire teen)
Being Different, family, Parenting, Thanksgiving, Traditions, Vampires

Why something simple like hanging a spoon off your nose is so important (to a Vampire teen)

Since the invention of metal spoons humans have been hanging spoons off of their noses. Really. I kid you not. … Continue reading Why something simple like hanging a spoon off your nose is so important (to a Vampire teen)

I dream of books I cannot read
Books, Childhood, Discovery, Learning, Musings, Parenting, Reading, Stories

I dream of books I cannot read

I dream of books I cannot read. I dream of blank pages. I dream of leather wing back chairs, a … Continue reading I dream of books I cannot read

Morning Ghosts of Passion and Annoyance…
Ghosts, life, Morning, Musings, Teens, Vampires

Morning Ghosts of Passion and Annoyance…

Friday The last day to deal with school in the morning. We get up, or should I say I get … Continue reading Morning Ghosts of Passion and Annoyance…

Musings on Gassy Planets, High School and Uncle Max
High School, Musings, Parenting, Space, Teens, Vampires

Musings on Gassy Planets, High School and Uncle Max

I was taking Clara to school this morning and traffic was backup up for about a mile and there was … Continue reading Musings on Gassy Planets, High School and Uncle Max

Friendship, coming out, high school, tater tots and other musings on teens, life and love.
Being Yourself, Choices, Daily Life, Friendship, Gothic, Growing Up, High School, modern living, Musings, Parenting, Teens, Vampires

Friendship, coming out, high school, tater tots and other musings on teens, life and love.

Ever since they were teeny tiny little things my kids seem to know everything. I don’t mean advanced mathematics and … Continue reading Friendship, coming out, high school, tater tots and other musings on teens, life and love.

Boys are Stupid, Chapter 39
Parenting, relationships, Teens, vampire teens, Vampires

Boys are Stupid, Chapter 39

Clara (14): So what happens when she breaks up with you and you get all butt hurt and can’t stand … Continue reading Boys are Stupid, Chapter 39

Sometimes…
Motherhood, Musings, Parenting, Vampires

Sometimes…

Sometimes… It is time to let dad talk with the kids without going in and joining in. It is time … Continue reading Sometimes…

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