OK – this is just a vent….I’m sure all of you other vampire parents can relate. My 12 year old (7th grade, middle school) comes home today and shows me a video on Youtube of some crazy woman who had HORNS, freaking horns implanted into her head. And she had her face all inked up and all sorts of totally jacked up surgery stuff done to her face THEN she had the nerve to call herself a “Vampire Mom”. WTF? This is the shit our kids have to put up with.
I might be older than all of the other parents (I was born in 1859 a regular youngster by vampire standards) BUT I don’t look weird. I’m 5’4″ tall, brown hair in a messy bob, hazel eyes, freckles, sort of a girlish face. Yes, I wear make-up but not Halloween makeup. I wear jeans and sweaters and carry a Coach bag. I’m not a freak. You are not a freak either – if you haven’t already, watch the video, see the photos and talk to your kids. I’m sure they’ll think you are over reacting but it is better to be safe and keep the lines of communication open than have your child live in shame and disgust from the actions of a few freaks.
I guess I should just laugh it off but…it just pisses me off.
Vampire Maman 