Why Santa Just Might Be A Vampire
- He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you are awake.
- He only comes out at night.
- Nobody ever sees him.
- He has been around for centuries (thank you Shasta)
- He like red.
- He is jolly (hey, we’re jolly).
- He likes kids.
- He is an icon of popular culture.
- He knows who has been good and who has been bad.
- Despite his size he can get in and out of any building.
- He can make animals that normally live on the ground fly.
- He makes people happy (don’t argue this point. Check my previous posts).
- He rocks the red suit!
~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman
Vampire Maman 
Yikes! I think you’re right!
Too funny.
-Jimmy
Thanks!
He’s also been around for years and years.
I knew I forgot something. Good point! I need to add that to the list!
Is that really a Cherry Coke in your hand, Santa?
Not this Santa! he he he
So maybe mommy wasn’t kissing Santa after all?
A kiss and maybe a little nibble back from the man in red!
Ha ha that is so true! Great post. 😀
Glad you liked it. Thanks for stopping by!