Why Santa Just Might Be A Vampire

Why Santa Just Might Be A Vampire

  1. He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you are awake.
  2. He only comes out at night.
  3. Nobody ever sees him.
  4. He has been around for centuries (thank you Shasta)
  5. He like red.
  6. He is jolly (hey, we’re jolly).
  7. He likes kids.
  8. He is an icon of popular culture.
  9. He knows who has been good and who has been bad.
  10. Despite his size he can get in and out of any building.
  11. He can make animals that normally live on the ground fly.
  12. He makes people happy (don’t argue this point. Check my previous posts).
  13. He rocks the red suit!

santa with fangs

~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman

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