Why Santa Just Might Be A Vampire
- He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you are awake.
- He only comes out at night.
- Nobody ever sees him.
- He has been around for centuries (thank you Shasta)
- He like red.
- He is jolly (hey, we’re jolly).
- He likes kids.
- He is an icon of popular culture.
- He knows who has been good and who has been bad.
- Despite his size he can get in and out of any building.
- He can make animals that normally live on the ground fly.
- He makes people happy (don’t argue this point. Check my previous posts).
- He rocks the red suit!
~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman