Tomorrow I shall start to kill
Poison
Strangle
Hack away
Until you are nothing
Bare ground
Where you were
I have always hated you
Your drive for attention
Your needs
That could never be met
I will bring in dirt
To cover any last trace of you
And I will plant
Roses
Lilly of the Nile
Rosemary and Sage
Farewell hated lawn
My revenge on you will be swift
And final.
Vampire Maman 
I think I can identify with this one, J. If it’s green, kill it, then cover it with rocks so it can’t come back. 🙂 ~Paul~
I’m going for drought resistant with loads of flowers! If it doesn’t have fruit or flowers I won’t have it!
“If it doesn’t have fruit or flowers I won’t have it!” I have always said that, all my adult life and people look at me weird. “HA!” I say, “they have never really gardened now have they? Hmmm????”
Wow… scary, it sounded blood thirsty at the beginning. LOL
Die grass die!!!