It is now time for the annual Vampire Holiday Sing-A-Long!
On the first day of Christmas my Vampire gave to me
A Raven in a Dead Tree
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On the second day of Christmas my Vampire gave to me
Two Vials of Blood
And A Raven in a Dead Tree
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On the third day of Christmas my Vampire gave to me
Three Bat Skulls
Two Vials of Blood
And A Raven in a Dead Tree
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On the fourth day of Christmas my Vampire gave to me
Four Howling Wolves
Three Bat Skulls
Two Vials of Blood
And a Raven in a Dead Tree
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On the fifth day of Christmas my Vampire gave to me
Bram Stoker’s Heart
Four Howling Wolves
Three Bat Skulls
Two Vials of Blood
And a Raven in a Dead Tree
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On the sixth day of Christmas my Vampire gave to me
Six Ghosts a Laughing
Bram Stoker’s Heart
Four Howling Wolves
Three Bat Skulls
Two Vials of Blood
And a Raven in a Dead Tree
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On the Seventh Day of Christmas my Vampire gave to me
Seven Mermaids Swimming
Six Ghosts a Laughing
Bram Stoker’s Heart
Four Howling Wolves
Three Bat Skulls
Two Vials of Blood
And a Raven in a Dead Tree
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On the Eighth Day of Christmas my Vampire gave to me
Eight Black Cats Hissing
Seven Mermaids Swimming
Six Ghosts a Laughing
Bram Stoker’s Heart
Four Howling Wolves
Three Bat Skulls
Two Vials of Blood
And a Raven in a Dead Tree
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On the Ninth Day of Christmas my Vampire gave to me
Nine Vampires Dancing
Eight Black Cats Hissing
Seven Mermaids Swimming
Six Ghosts a Laughing
Bram Stoker’s Heart
Four Howling Wolves
Three Bat Skulls
Two Vials of Blood
And a Raven in a Dead Tree
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On the Tenth Day of Christmas my Vampire gave to me
Ten Moonlit Nights
Nine Vampires Dancing
Eight Black Cats Hissing
Seven Mermaids Swimming
Six Ghosts a Laughing
Bram Stoker’s Heart
Four Howling Wolves
Three Bat Skulls
Two Vials of Blood
And a Raven in a Dead Tree
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On the Eleventh Day of Christmas my Vampire gave to me
Eleven Necks to Bite
Ten Moonlit Nights
Nine Vampires Dancing
Eight Black Cats Hissing
Seven Mermaids Swimming
Six Ghosts a Laughing
Bram Stoker’s Heart
Four Howling Wolves
Three Bat Skulls
Two Vials of Blood
And a Raven in a Dead Tree
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On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my Vampire gave to me
Twelve Banshees Screaming
Ten Moonlit Nights
Nine Vampires Dancing
Eight Black Cats Hissing
Seven Mermaids Swimming
Six Ghosts a Laughing
Bram Stoker’s Heart
Four Howling Wolves
Three Bat Skulls
Two Vials of Blood
And a Raven in a Dead Tree
Merry Christmas Everyone!
~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman
Vampire Maman 
It is a well known fact that Bram Stoker had sixty hearts (and a hell of a cardiologist’s bill), making this poem entirely possible!
Or forty. It is also a well known fact that I tend to speak before I think…
HA!
I would have thought one screaming banshee would be more than enough for anyone!!
You’d think, but you know how some people are, just can’t get enough screaming and yelling.