I want answers. Don’t just click on this page and run away. DO THE POLL. Don’t be afraid.
I have questions for the ages.
These questions are important.
Today I will ask the THIRD (#3) of FIFTY (50) BURNING QUESTIONS.
YOU will provide the answer. YES YOU. I’ve got a poll below. Don’t just say you like this post. Answer the poll question.
Please comment as well if you want. I encourage it.
Burning Question #3
Are Space Aliens Really Cats?
Every single year thousands of people claim to have been abducted by space aliens. These aliens usually come to people in the middle of the night. They examine people unblinking with large eyes, small mouths, and an I’m not taking any shit from you attitude. Is is an alien? Or is it a cat?
So are these aliens? Are they cats?
Oh, and by the way… I have proof that there is life on Mars AND CATS. CLICK HERE to see the REAL STORY.
Thanks for being curious and coming by. Come back next Saturday for BURNING QUESTION #4.
~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman
Vampire Maman 
That would explain a lot, to be honest.
Definitely.
I think the real question is, are cats from outer space? But then that’s just the same question I suppose.
You have a point there. I’ve always wondered if cats are the ones who are really in charge.
I still have no proof, to be honest. *sigh*
I’m pretty sure those pesky aliens have been just curious cats all these centuries.
I answered Yes, though I can’t really say for sure. I am pretty positive I have never been visited by an alien, though I do have two cats. That said, I’m one of those weird (and often frowned upon people) who lock the aliens…. er, cats out of the bedroom while I’m sleeping so they will be unable to perform secret autopsies on me while they wait for me to get up and feed them…
I have the same experience but we can’t lock the cats out of the bedroom due to their violent protests.
Cats are definitely aliens. Loveable and adorable, but definitely alien.