This is just too funny! Mandy White‘s entry to the Evil Squirrel’s Nest 2022 Contest of Whatever is just too funny and brilliant to keep to myself. ~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman
The following advertisement is my official entry to the Evil Squirrel’s Nest Ninth Contest of Whatever – 2022!
Ever had this happen?
Or are you vegetarian, but tofu makes you gag and you just can’t stop craving the taste of meat?
Lonely? Looking for a friend to share a sandwich with?
Look no further! The answer is as close as your nearest countertop.
Genetically engineered from the finest mystery ingredients, Moofoo is a sentient meat substitute that tastes as good as the real thing.
He’s cute, cuddly, and delicious! And best of all, Moofoo fits perfectly on a slice of bread.
Simply shave a few slices from Moofoo’s succulent rear end and enjoy. Don’t worry, it won’t hurt Moofoo! He…
View original post 149 more words