There are some people who just can’t hold in what they consider their MOST IMPORTANT feature. When they meet you, and thereafter every single time they see you they MUST tell you their identifying and most important feature. But what if that person has more than one identifying and important obnoxious feature? What if? What do they do?
Warning: If you’re offended just MOVE ON. Yes, go find some blood dripping, gratuitously sex scene filled, Vampire post because I know THAT is what you were really looking for.
So here we go.
If you are a Vegan and a Stanford Graduate WHAT is the very first thing that comes out of your mouth the first time you meet them and every time you see them after that?
Thank you for dropping in for this gripping BURNING QUESTION. Please, if you graduated from Stanford I congratulate you. Yes, my kids is in graduate school at an equally prestigious California school (USC) so I know how hard you’ve worked. This is JUST for fun. You know who I’m talking bout. Yes, I know I might get flack from this one. Yes, this is sort of a Northern California thing, and my husband went to UC Berkeley so he came up with this one (of course).
~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman
Vampire Maman 
All I have to say is… LOL!!! Well played.
If a vampire or carnivore got accepted into Stanford would he/she/it/him/her/they/them/something or other/whatever have to become a bloody vegan before he/she/it/him/her/they/them/something or other/whatever was allowed to graduate?
You talk that shit in front of a mermaid and she’ll drag your ass to the bottom of the sea and tie you to an old shipwreck…