We all that THAT FRIEND… you know the one who seems normal for the first half hour of a party then starts talking about adrenaline and baby eating celebrities who never age. You might have a friend who’ve been probed by Martians. Yeah, we’ve all heard those. The Earth is flat. The moon landing was faked. Taylor Swift is a clone. Aliens invented everything. Covid-19 was caused by homosexuals – yes I’ve heard that one. Phones cause your brain to melt and pour out of your nose like snot. Elvis is still alive. Princess Diana was murdered by the Queen. Of course don’t forget the Satanic Panic, Chem Trails, Reptilians run the US Government (well, everyone knows that), and all of the crap about Covid-19, anti-vaxer BS, and JFK.
Go ask any Sasquatch or Ghost and they’ll tell you that most of these theories are just the musings of the terminally bat shit crazy. On the other hand…
I don’t have another hand, just the two I was born with, but I was thinking, which is something I do occasionally. I was thinking that since the last election cycle, and the pandemic, we need some NEW conspiracy theories.
What do YOU think the most BURNING Conspiracy Theories will be in 2024?
Make sure to leave a comment if you have any profound, or silly thoughts. Other thoughts are welcome as well.
Take care and be careful out there.
~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman
Vampire Maman 
Yeah, I have that guy living next door to me. He dropped by on New Year’s Eve and regaled us with tales of utter batshittery over a bottle of whiskey.
Here’s my conspiracy theory:
The conspiracy is to build an army of idiots by brainwashing them to believe nonsense, thereby losing the ability to think for themselves. The ideal candidates are the illiterate, semi-literate, and ones who just plain don’t like reading. They are lured in by podcasts, because they don’t have to do any reading. Much like POWs and the victims of cults, they are audibly fed propaganda with subliminal messages encoded into the endless barrage of blabber. They become like mindless zombies, minus the pus. They shamble through life in a daze, eyes glazed, and regurgitate the nonsense all over anyone in their path in hopes of infecting others with their zombie virus. They wait in the wings to be activated, much like the legions of robots in the movie I Robot.