If you’re a fan of Vlad’s Vampire Diary, or if you’re new to the world according to Vampire Maman, the best Vampire and Self-Discovery book of the 21st Century (so far) is here for you.
After being left for dead and locked in a crypt for three hundred years, Vlad Winter is rescued by his longtime friends and relocated to suburban California. In this confusing new world, he finds himself navigating more unsavory subjects such as pop culture, politics, vampire hunters, the recent pandemic, and his ex-wife. Yet, the former Vampire King comes to appreciate the joys of cats, chainsaws, insightful teenagers, humor, and perhaps the true meaning of cute.
“Of Immortality and Deathly Cuteness: The Secret Diary of Vlad Winter as Transcribed by Juliette Kings” is a personal journal written in real time, from 2015-2022.
Based on the popular series from vampiremaman.com, “Of Immorality and Deathly Cuteness” is a hilarious, brutally honest, and sometimes scary look at our modern world. Vlad shares stories of modern times as well those from centuries ago. You’ll laugh out loud, be inspired, feel a little sweaty, and maybe get shocked out of your socks.
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Vlad grows from clueless and confused, back into the gentle, caring, insightful, terrifying, and wonderful Vampire he always was. He turns in his Vampire King title, and takes on the title of Friend and Protector.
And as in every good Paranormal Romance (sort of), Vlad turns heads wherever he goes. That guy is THAT CUTE. And he has cats. What more could you ask for? Not much.
Written in real time, from 2015 to 2022, the book covers Vlad’s astute thoughts on current events ranging from political debates to bull riding, to music, fashion, relationships, and about everything else.
He also deals with age old problems such as relationships (his and those of other people), Vampire Hunters, and centuries of memories needing to be distilled.
This is the ultimate in Urban Fantasy, Paranormal Romance, Memoir, Horror, and unique Contemporary Literary thrills.
At times, this soon to be classic, is laugh out loud pee your pants, spit out your coffee funny. At other times you’ll be wondering why you suddenly have water in your eyes.
Available in both electronic e-book/Kindle versions and in paperback.
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