My brother Max, is an idiot. He is also extraordinary at being a Vampire, but every home he has ever lived in tends to eventually become infested with Demons. They’re obsessed with him. This is puzzling considering part of his job is exterminating them, or at least getting rid of them. Don’t we all wish we could do that to certain politicians and attention whore celebrities.
Anyway, what do you do when your home gets infested with Demons? If you don’t find an answer here leave one in the comments and I’ll pass it on to Max.
If you aren’t familiar with my brother Max click on the links below. He is interesting sometimes, sometimes an asshole, and a typical male Vampire. He is also my husband’s best friend.
~ Juliette aka Vampire Maman


IMHO, depends on if those demons are in your head or not.
Mine I can’t run away from, so I deal with them as best I can… which is preferable to trying to undo them while still in your head (which I strongly recommend against).
Anyone lucky enough to have them outside of their head should call the Ghostbusters or the Winchesters or something. See if there’s a blessed baseball bat on eBay.
Out, foul demons! Away with you! Leave this place and return to the heck from whence you came!
I try to find the worst disco music I can find, and play that as loud as I can.
That will do it. Thanks for the tip.