Good on Paper

Today I was driving around with my dog. We weren’t randomly driving. I went to the nursery to get some … Continue reading Good on Paper

Morning in the Vineyard

(A favorite story about my brother Andy. This is so typical of him.) Andrew didn’t remember much when the door … Continue reading Morning in the Vineyard

Andy had dined with his friends Ramon and Sophia. They were always a treat. Tonight there was an interesting mix … Continue reading Gasoline and Tiger Maple (Don’t Mix)

First posted January 11, 2013 – this one pretty much says it all. Personal Hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and … Continue reading Personal Hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and Don’t Forget the Marx Brothers

Dear Diary, I apologize for not writing in your pages for such a long time. You have always been there … Continue reading Vlad’s Vampire Diary: Out of Sorts

The Support Group “I hate this. Last week I ate my neighbor’s Chihuahua. She took it out in her yard … Continue reading Short Story Sunday: The Support Group

Now, especially since my children no longer live at home, my brother Aaron thinks I’m on call 24/7 just for … Continue reading The Cleaner (or Mom Will Always Clean Up The Mess.)

Even Vampires have to wait on the phone for service. The wait music and messages are always horrible and sound … Continue reading On Hold