Vampire Diary: Hot Mess
Dear Diary, Today I walked to the end of the street to pick up my mail. My cats and Jane … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Hot Mess
Category: Modern Life
What We’re Talking About Today On the Way to School Today
Every since the election in June we’ve been regularly seeing heads explode as we drive along the road, especially in … Continue reading What We’re Talking About Today On the Way to School Today
Vampire Diary: Music to My Ears (Broken Record Edition)
Dear Diary, When one is imprisoned in a crypt for three hundred years one misses out on a lot of … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Music to My Ears (Broken Record Edition)
Male Bonding
Hot flashes. Andy’s girlfriend had been having horrible hot flashes. When you date Vampire women you don’t have to worry … Continue reading Male Bonding
How to Keep Vampires Away (what REALLY works)
I can’t imagine anyone wanting to keep Vampires away. But if you do want to keep anyone from sucking your … Continue reading How to Keep Vampires Away (what REALLY works)
Vampire Diary: Dye Vampire Dye
Dear Diary, I heard a knock upon my door. I was not expecting a visitor. Upon my threshold stood my … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Dye Vampire Dye
Vampire Diary: Modern Technology
Dear Diary, The cat came home wet and covered with mud. I am not amused. ~ Vlad Dear Diary, … Continue reading Vampire Diary: Modern Technology
Vampire Diary: In My Youth
Dear Diary, Who is the man they call Disney? What magic does he use to lure children to his kingdom? … Continue reading Vampire Diary: In My Youth
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