You found God but you’re STILL a bad parent and a piece of shit.

I was going to write a long post but the title just about says it all. You know who you … Continue reading You found God but you’re STILL a bad parent and a piece of shit.

Keeping positive even when things are weird

I thought about writing a post called “Things You Should Never Do After You … Continue reading Keeping positive even when things are weird

I remember one morning my mother was out with all of us – her entire brood. Max was fifteen at … Continue reading Rat Girl

We (my 15-year-old Clara and I) were on our way to the skate rink yesterday talking away about SAT tests … Continue reading Submission

And YES I run this post every Friday the 13th but I’ll have something new later today. In the meantime … Continue reading Friday the 13th – Cosmic Adventures in the Final Frontier!

Never ask a Werewolf about flea control. Never ask a Ghost about transparency. Never ask a Zombie where he left his … Continue reading Never ask…Questions, Conversations and Musings

Yesterday in Sophomore English. Emily: Excuse me, what are Ack-Ra-Tees? Teacher: Do you mean atrocities? You have to remember that Emily was … Continue reading Talking about high school and whatever…

Clara: “Hey Mom, I hate it when boys get all sappy.” Me: “Tell him shut the Efron up.” ~ Juliette … Continue reading When boys get sappy