Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers The other day I picked up my kids, … Continue reading Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers
Vlad to see you. That joke stopped being funny a long time ago. Last summer I have every intention of … Continue reading When they know you’re a Vampire…
Love letters… everyone is in love with posts about love letters. As you know I cover all sorts of subjects … Continue reading How to write a response to a love letter (which is more fun if it isn’t addressed to YOU)
Quotes about Life, Love, Art and Vampires from Vampire Maman The only thing a man should wax is his … Continue reading Quotations about Life, Love, Art and Vampires
OK my brother Val finally figured it out how to be a Vegan Vampire. Don’t eat animals. Only … Continue reading Vegan Vampires
On April 29, the moon will be eclipsed by Earth’s shadow along with the shadow of my cat Oscar. This … Continue reading Cateclipsemic Event!
Once upon a time, I kissed a Vampire. I wore a bustle dress but he did not have wings. It … Continue reading Retreats, Re-treats and a Vampire’s Thoughts on Writing
My house is full of teenagers catching up on TV today. They’re watching the MTV show “Are You The One.” … Continue reading Are you the one? Or do I have to wait 20 years until I realize you are?
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