Rude Awakenings

We all have those rude awakenings in life, like when you find out there are no school busses in your … Continue reading Rude Awakenings

Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers

Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers The other day I picked up my kids, … Continue reading Personal hygiene, Vampire Hunters and Real Friends…and don’t forget the Marx Brothers

Vlad to see you. That joke stopped being funny a long time ago. Last summer I have every intention of … Continue reading When they know you’re a Vampire…

Love letters… everyone is in love with posts about love letters. As you know I cover all sorts of subjects … Continue reading How to write a response to a love letter (which is more fun if it isn’t addressed to YOU)

Quotes about Life, Love, Art and Vampires from Vampire Maman The only thing a man should wax is his … Continue reading Quotations about Life, Love, Art and Vampires

OK my brother Val finally figured it out how to be a Vegan Vampire. Don’t eat animals. Only … Continue reading Vegan Vampires

On April 29, the moon will be eclipsed by Earth’s shadow along with the shadow of my cat Oscar. This … Continue reading Cateclipsemic Event!

Once upon a time, I kissed a Vampire. I wore a bustle dress but he did not have wings. It … Continue reading Retreats, Re-treats and a Vampire’s Thoughts on Writing