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Punkin-Heads – More Cut and Color Halloween Fun
Crafts, Halloween, Paper Dolls, Pumpkin Heads, Vampires

Punkin-Heads – More Cut and Color Halloween Fun

Let’s have some Halloween FUN!!!! More cut and color paper dolls from Vampire Maman. Today we have PUNKIN-HEADS ready to … Continue reading Punkin-Heads – More Cut and Color Halloween Fun

Cut and Color Ghost
art, Crafts, Ghosts, Halloween, Paper Dolls, Play, Vampires

Cut and Color Ghost

Halloween is almost here! CUTE GHOSTIE FASHION DOLL This is the first in a series of Color and Cut Halloween … Continue reading Cut and Color Ghost

Cold lips touched with blood – getting ready for Halloween with comments from the peanut gallery.
Bad Poetry, Countdown to Halloween, Halloween, Parenting, Vampires

Cold lips touched with blood – getting ready for Halloween with comments from the peanut gallery.

Oh deathly pale With cold lips Kissed with red The blood of the living Brings your heart Alive For the … Continue reading Cold lips touched with blood – getting ready for Halloween with comments from the peanut gallery.

Why can’t you be more like beer?
Cautionary Tales, dating, Parenting, relationships, Vampires

Why can’t you be more like beer?

“Why can’t you be more like beer?” And other stupid things human guys say. I hear a lot about young … Continue reading Why can’t you be more like beer?

Tiny chairs
Creativity, humor, Old Photos, Writer's Block

Tiny chairs

Ever feel like you’re up against two big guys with little chairs and just want to say “Screw it all. … Continue reading Tiny chairs

Interpretation
Communication, Fun, humor, Parenting, Teens

Interpretation

18 Year Old Son: Secret Asian Man? Isn’t that kind of racist? Mom: He’s singing Secret Agent Man. As in Cold … Continue reading Interpretation

Friday the 13th – Space, Time, Lucky Stars and Vampires
Friday the 13th, humor, Parenthood, Parenting, Space, Time, Vampires

Friday the 13th – Space, Time, Lucky Stars and Vampires

It is Friday the 13th AGAIN. I first posted this on September 13, 2013. And since it is good luck … Continue reading Friday the 13th – Space, Time, Lucky Stars and Vampires

Rude Awakenings
Communication, Parenting, Teens, Vampires

Rude Awakenings

We all have those rude awakenings in life, like when you find out there are no school busses in your … Continue reading Rude Awakenings

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